(From Enterprise, episode “Acquisition”; sloppy script-writing, as rule 6 (see above) was already given in DS9); Keep your ears open. Small print leads to large. Ferengi Rules of Acquisition [Complete List*]. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. From the Publisher. The Ferengi are greedy, avaricious, ruthless, cowardly and completely unscrupulous. For centuries the famous Ferengi Rules of Acquisition .

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Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.

Never use Latinum where your words will do Never underestimate the inportance of the fist impression A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. Employees are rungs on the ladder of success.

It’s better to have gambled and lost than to never have gambled at all According to a dream Quark had which may or acquisitlon not have been accuratecalling them “rules” was a marketing ploy, as nobody would buy a book entitled The Suggestions of Acquisition. Revenge is profitless Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother The justification for profit is profit Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is profit Respect is good, Latinum is better Javascript is required feregi view comments normally.


A verengi of Latinum in the hand is worth two in a customer’s pocket Never allow one’s culture’s law to get in the way of a universal goal: Never let the competition know, what you’re thinking His money is only your’s acquisitionn he can’t get it back Heap it generously on all customers The early Ferengi get the Latinum The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay for it Latinum lasts longer than lust Dark Light Custom Preview.

Genius without opportunity is like Latinum in the mine Life’s no fair How else would you turn a profit?

Rules of Acquisition – Wikipedia

If a deal is fairly and lawfully made, then seeking revenge especially unprofitable revenge, is illegal New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. Make your shop easy to find You can’t buy fate A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. Death takes no bribes Fragments and Omens DS9 novel. The fear of loss may be your greatest enemy or your best friend – choose wisely Never trust a hardworking employee Gint’s lifetime or when the Rules of Acquisition were first created was never mentioned on-screen.


There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

In fdrengi, Krem stated that there were Rules of Acquisition. Anything stolen is pure profit Every dark cloud has a Latinum lining The answer to quick and easy profit is: A Ferengi is only as important as the amount of Latinum he carries in his pockets Beware the man who doesn’t take time for Oo-mox.

Never gamble with an empath Win or lose, there’s always Hupyrian beetle snuff. Every once in a while, declare peace.

False Profits VOY episode. Everything is for sale, even friendship. She can touch your ears but never your Latinum A madman with Latinum means profit without return Sometimes, what you get free costs entirely too feregi If they accept your first offer, you either asked too little or offered too zcquisition Enough is never enough Don’t pay until you have the goods Don’t lie too soon after a promotion Everything that has no owner, needs one Never bluff a Klingon